Friday, November 28, 2008

o or o

can you show me how you read these words?
gloves, oven onion.

gl"o"ve? "o"ven? "o"nion.

well, i am nt good in english, but at least i know that pronouns as gl"a"ve, "a"ven,"a"nion.

quite annoying when i corrected s/o again and again, please lah!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Haih-ing Again

Well well well, theres 5 more weeks left.
ok, less than that.

What have i done for my holiday homework?
nothing, still there sleeping.

What i did is sleep wake up, read news paper and eat.
Repeat it once more again(means 4 time)in a day.

Why everything is so hectic?

My dad says:Do more exercise, then you will be energitic.
well, i don't like the feeling of my heart beating so fast and loud.
Don'like the feeling of blood rushing in my arteries.
No, No, no, i don't want to die......yet.......
just that i don't like nia!

Time flies.........
like.....dunno

suddenly, 1 ques pop up in my mind.
what is the thing that you can't measure.......
LOVE! i remembered what joanne said.
time can be measured by using sec, min, hr, day, mth, yr, decade, century........

while waiting, 1 minute seems to be ages.
while enjoying, 1 day just like a glimp.

true right!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Hey! Nice Tips Here

Having a hardtime in finding the insect's family?

refer to this
http://bugguide.net/node/view/52

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

世俗定的?

对不起,每个习俗都有缺点。

就说我所遭遇的吧。

”男孩子的东西女孩子不要管”

没有一个字是我自己加的哦!
那时我心里想,好啊,有事别求我,不然我一定让你好看。
当然,我没有笨到会用“女生的事男生别管”。
因为抄别人的千古名句,太没品了吧!
的确,那句话应该要千古才对。

“你讲什么,不要讲我妈妈,你没有死过哈?”冲着要和我打架。
一样没加没减

他前一句就是“女孩子很没用!”
那时还是小学的我,很自然的回说,你妈不是女的啊?
我心里想的就是,没用的人生出来的也很没用,你很有用不会从石头里抱出来的啊?还说什么钻过女人的裙脚就会倒霉十年。那每个人不就一出世就很倒霉, 一直到十岁?
他竟然不知哪来的“孝”心, 冲着我这句话,要和我打架。
无论你要用什么打好不好,我不一定会输。

“好男不跟女斗”

怎么了?斗不过我就说这句话来敷衍?让人家以为你宽宏大量,让我?顺带说我很野蛮?
真的想让我的话,为大家找一个台阶下啊!
一个你我都会走得很漂亮的台阶,那我就到处去宣扬你真的是“好男不跟女斗”。


“虾密?生女儿啊?这么倒霉!”

这位女士,生女儿哪里不好啦?
是的,你没看错,是女士!
我很想说,这么倒霉不见你去自杀,帮你父母消霉运啊!
可是我没说出口,假装没听见。

“噢,你有8个儿子哦!真好命!”(被说好命的那一位,老来被儿子们留在养老院。那句话是在养老院说的)

女士,她哪里好命了?一生劳碌,换来的只是你的一句真好命,我在想象那个老人心里的话。
这么好命,我想你干脆领养10个儿子好了。记得要报名养老中心哦!(既然你很想往)

“我宁愿生1个瘸手瘸脚的儿子,都不要5个聪敏的女儿”

很好,那那些无家可归、身体有残缺的男孩们,你们有家回了。
他既然那么喜欢儿子,因该是多多益善吧!

“不好好念书,以后长大要做垃圾工人”

垃圾工人哪里不好了?没有了他们,我看你垃圾倒哪里去!
他们又不是从是不道德的工作,而且是一分很神圣的工作。
神圣?当然了,换作是你,你回去倒吗?
如果你硬要把垃圾工人定位成不好的工作,那又是谁说书读不好,就不能当老板,赚大钱?
世界上有钱的人,几个是高学历的啊?
学士、硕士、博士们都要跟他们打工。

“吃这么胖,当心没有人要你,要你爸做亏本生意”

我爸爸什么都没说,更不打算把我当货物卖掉,谢谢你关心。
我唯一为胖感到困扰的只有健康问题。
因为我胖而不要我的人,我也不希罕好不好。
我一个人也可以获得很精彩,哪像你。
用自己的尺来量别人,大概是没有照过镜子。真可怜!
其实,你有人要,就是最好的证明。
你的学历不高,不务正业,长得“如花似玉”,体形不见得比我小,说话比我还大声,一开口呀,不会有苍蝇靠近,因为都晕了。

“你吃这么多,你看,别人都在看你”

好啊,我倒是想收观赏费呢!
他们看我是因为他们没礼貌,我吃这么多是因为待一会儿我没有时间继续用餐了。
还有,你不想被看就跟我闪远一点,不要耽误我用餐。
当然,我会一一回瞪那些看我的人。
我倒想知道,他们在看什么!

“穿成这个样子,活像一个妓女”

你大概是招过妓吧,不然怎么知道那么多?你不喜欢她这样穿,买一件给他啊!不然讲这么多干嘛!

以上例子都是真实个案,本人亲身经历的只是一小部分。剩下的我都是旁观者,真的在现场!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Two voices, 1 song!

Its so rare to find a friend like you
Somehow where you're around
the sky is always blue

The way we talk
The things you say
The way you make it all ok
And how you know
All of my jokes
But you laugh anyway

If i could wish for 1 thing
I'd take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world
I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you
you're here for me
Two voices, one song

And anywhere you are
you know i'll be around
And when you call my name
I'll listen for the sound

Do you hope to have friend like this?
I do.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

爱,真的需要勇气

爱有很多种。

记得,有一个人曾经问我,你没有喜欢的人吗?
大把呀!我很爱我的朋友啊!你不爱他们,还把他们当朋友吗?

我知道,她不是这个意思。
可是,我又没想过,一时之间怎么回答?

活在这个世界上,爱情不是唯一。我们还有大把事情好做呢。

世界上,人口这么多,一个人遇上另一个人的几率这么渺茫,要爱上就更不太可能。
即便爱上了,对方也不一定爱你。
就算双方相爱,时机也不一定对。
时机对了,还要有任用勇气表白。
有勇气表白,对方不一定有勇气接受。
对方有勇气接受,以后的日子不一定好过。
日子好过,相爱的心可能会变。
即使不变,可能还会因生活的改变而不得不分开........

既然这样无穷无尽, 为什么要开始呢?

其实,我头一关都不知道过不过得了。
就算过了,
在不知道谁该表白的时候,一定完。

如果我喜欢他,我不会表白。
因为我怕失去一个朋友。

如果他向我表白,无论喜欢或否,我都不会答应。
因为,我没有勇气去面对接下来的一切一切。

以后的我,会更有勇气吗?
我不知道。

朋友,对不起。

Friday, November 14, 2008

Line Transect- hard to analyse the data

Already read?
Hard to understand right!

Haih, this is the hardest part in the soil analysis la.
cannot understand.

You can try this 1 la, see you understand or not.

http://www.west-inc.com/reports/moose_survey.pdf

Thursday, November 13, 2008

不想长大

从来都不曾想让自己走在时间的前端。
时间已经走得够快了,不需要走得比他快吧!

又是不知道是听谁说的,小孩子都急着想长大,长大后却怎么都不想变老。
渴望当一个小孩子,永远都不要长大,那该多好!

你可曾想过,如果有一天,真的不会长大,你该怎么办?
Its ok for Peter Pan, He lives in Neverland.

小矮人不是只存在在白雪公主的故事里头,他们也不是你想象中的写意。
受尽了冷嘲热讽,使你我都不能明白的。

曾经接触过一群唐氏儿。
幸运的,在外面受到别人的嘲讽,回家还有父母的呵护。
不幸的,无论是在家在外,都被人嘲笑。
更不幸的,才几岁就被父母一起,让他们自己孤孤单单的面对世上冷峻的考验。

相比之下,我们是不是幸福很多呢?

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Sick AGAIN!

Remember when i was having the biology exam last month?
I sneeze and sneeze, finishing 1 box of tissue.
and blow my nose till i get headache.

Well, I have it again.
Last night, when i read newspaper, start sneezing again.
yes, i finish 1 box of tissue again, 100 sheets.
still blow my nose till headache.

please, god bless me. I need to sing lead tommorrow la. how now?

Friday, November 7, 2008

Hectic but happy

This morning, pun teng in good mood.
until i walk to kuching high.

They r having prize giving ceremony aaaa. so knt go in, mr bernard say need to wait till the ceremony finish.

haih! if i know earlier, i won't go there so early la!

Luckily, met yan teng, she wanted to look at her bro's performance, but she oso knt go in.
fine lo, then wei chuen and micheal come.
Yes, they knt go in also.
so we chit chatting outside the school gate lo.
so hot wo, still sit at the short wall there.

But this morning so happy aaa.
clean the bio research centre, found out that gt so many people dunno hw to open the fan.
Yes, open the fan, not switch on.
hahaha!

then go to set up the class in U6s2.
waliao, the table all got grease 1. yuck.
then, jaron, florence, and ....(forget is who liao, but i know gt other people)clean it with the glass cleaner.
haha!

After that is zone duty.
I am the first person found the dead snake body, surrounded by ants.
its dorsal pink and ventral white.
everybody who has phone took the picture le, but no 1 post.
then, we ask puan kong to look at the snake.
she juz scream, and ask us, u guys dun scared hah?ya hoh you all bio students.

Well, dead snake wat, so small again.
but she says she scared snakes le.... dunno.
FIRST WITNESS- ME!

heheehe......

Still go watch 2 movies, High School Musical 3 and Butterfly Love.......
Feel so funny when the wildcats can beat the another team even singing while playing basketball.
But i am the only 1 laughing. dunno Y.

Then the Butterfly Love, Wu Chun really improve alot. compare to his tv series.
hehehe

Thursday, November 6, 2008

不懂装懂-你不累吗?

Haih!

不幸遇到一些人,明明什么都不知道,硬要发表意见。
专家告诉他们正确的讯息,他们反倒来怀疑专家指导错的讯息。

无奈!

尤其是笨到没药医的流言、传说。

我呢,根本不想出声。
就看他们在那里吵。

后来,专家无奈的妥协了。
我明白的知道,专家是对的。

当然,那些人以为他们吵赢了专家,便代表他们的论点是对的。
更过分的事,他们竟然说那专家很笨。

天啊!真么会这样?
没有得到真的讯息,吃亏的也是他们啊!

假如是和医生吵,那你的命可不就短好几年。

甚至有一些人,为了一口气,明知道是黑的,硬说是白的。

时下的骗子都是靠人性的弱点来行骗的。
如果不是因为有这么多自以为是的人,拿来这么多人被骗?

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

botanic

common name in english & chinese
scientific name
http://www.tenway.com.tw/flowers/index.php?c0=1076&c1=1080

Sunday, November 2, 2008

CAMP ROCK!!!!

Maybe this is a bit late, but i juz got the time to watch it.
Really regret,I should watch it earlier!

LET The Music Festival Begins!

START The PPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!


Hasta La Vista!


Love it! This is real, This Is mE!!!!


WE ROCk!!!!!!

神算--- 高级笑话

不知道编剧是谁,太厉害了!
许冠文,许冠英 和 黎明 演的。

其中经典的两个:

场景1:
话说身为税局官员的黎明,上门调查假神算- 许冠杰。
他编了一堆笨蛋骗话,保括他爸妈在他出世前两年去世了。
哈哈哈!
居然有人相信(假神算的线人)。
后来,假神算发现有不妥,被逼胡言乱语。哈哈哈!

场景2:
假神算以为自己要死了, 拜托他的小女儿给许冠英, 问他以后结婚了会不会带小女儿一起住。
许冠英竟然说,结婚是几千年前,一群聪明的女人,想来骗男人的。因为结了婚就可以分家产,还包吃包住。

比起那些下流笑话,这实在太高尚、太厉害了!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Theory or Experience?

What do u think?
We should gain our experience first o learn the theory first.

In my opinion, we should learn the theory first.
Theory is the result made by other people from their experience.
Learning Theory avoid us from mistakes.(cause we won't repeat the same mistake mah)

if you prefer to explore it yourself first, well, might be that what you learn is what u experienced, but are you sure that your experience you gained if everything that you should learn?
Besides, you have to repeat it if you have error.(if you know there is 1)

Its just like walking in the jungle for the first time without a map.
With a map, the chances of getting lost is much more lesser than those who do not have 1.
Without a map, you will have to go back and walk again until you are out of the jungle.
Unlike those with a map, they can use short cuts as the know the way.

Those maps are drawn by people who ever explore that jungle and to prevent other people to get the wrong path.
They don't want other people to repeat their mistake!

Think about it.


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