Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Copy from dunnowhere

人= 吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩
猪= 吃饭+ 睡觉
代入: 人= 猪+上班+玩
即: 人-玩= 猪+上班

结论: 不懂玩的人=会上班的猪


男人= 吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱
猪= 吃饭+ 睡觉
男人= 猪+挣钱
猪= 男人-挣钱
所以男人不挣钱等于猪。


女人= 吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。
猪 = 吃饭+ 睡觉。
代入上式得: 女人= 猪+花钱。
移项得: 女人-花钱=猪。
结论:女人不花钱的都是猪。

综上:
男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!

男人+女人=两头猪

Friday, December 26, 2008

Why Work Hard?

Long long time ago, theres a fisherman.
Unlike the others, he only wakes up when he feels like to.
Then, he goes fishing.
After fishing, he sells the fish in the market, he uses the money he gt to buy himself beer, then go to bed.....

Everyday, he did the same thing.

A wiseman in the vilage thinks that its a waste for the fisherman to live a life like this.
He decides to give him a lecture so that the fisherman can make full use of his time.

The wiseman: Hey Mr fisherman, since you have a lot of time, Y nt u wake up earlier, and go to the sea earlier? Then You can catch more fish and earn more money....

Fisherman: Wow, seems interesting. What will happen next?

The wiseman: Then you can buy a bigger boat and catch more fish. This will bring you more income.

Fisherman: Wow, then?

The wiseman: Then you can buy a big fishboat that can bring you to the deep ocean which has a variety of fish. This can make a lot of money.

Fisherman: Interesting! Then?

The wiseman: Em, then you can buy a lot of fish boat and hire alot of workers to work for you, then you can earn much more money.

Fisherman: Wow, wow! Very interesting! What will happen next?

The wiseman: Then you can own a company and hire alot more wokers to work for you.

Fisherman: Then? Then?

The wiseman: The you can sleep until when you like, go fishing when you feel like to, then go to the bar with your friends.....

Fisherman: Thats what I am doing now, what should I do so many things?

The wiseman: .........

Thia story is specially to My friends and classmates who are still struggling hard to finish their homework like me!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Hectic but happy

This morning, pun teng in good mood.
until i walk to kuching high.

They r having prize giving ceremony aaaa. so knt go in, mr bernard say need to wait till the ceremony finish.

haih! if i know earlier, i won't go there so early la!

Luckily, met yan teng, she wanted to look at her bro's performance, but she oso knt go in.
fine lo, then wei chuen and micheal come.
Yes, they knt go in also.
so we chit chatting outside the school gate lo.
so hot wo, still sit at the short wall there.

But this morning so happy aaa.
clean the bio research centre, found out that gt so many people dunno hw to open the fan.
Yes, open the fan, not switch on.
hahaha!

then go to set up the class in U6s2.
waliao, the table all got grease 1. yuck.
then, jaron, florence, and ....(forget is who liao, but i know gt other people)clean it with the glass cleaner.
haha!

After that is zone duty.
I am the first person found the dead snake body, surrounded by ants.
its dorsal pink and ventral white.
everybody who has phone took the picture le, but no 1 post.
then, we ask puan kong to look at the snake.
she juz scream, and ask us, u guys dun scared hah?ya hoh you all bio students.

Well, dead snake wat, so small again.
but she says she scared snakes le.... dunno.
FIRST WITNESS- ME!

heheehe......

Still go watch 2 movies, High School Musical 3 and Butterfly Love.......
Feel so funny when the wildcats can beat the another team even singing while playing basketball.
But i am the only 1 laughing. dunno Y.

Then the Butterfly Love, Wu Chun really improve alot. compare to his tv series.
hehehe

Sunday, November 2, 2008

神算--- 高级笑话

不知道编剧是谁,太厉害了!
许冠文,许冠英 和 黎明 演的。

其中经典的两个:

场景1:
话说身为税局官员的黎明,上门调查假神算- 许冠杰。
他编了一堆笨蛋骗话,保括他爸妈在他出世前两年去世了。
哈哈哈!
居然有人相信(假神算的线人)。
后来,假神算发现有不妥,被逼胡言乱语。哈哈哈!

场景2:
假神算以为自己要死了, 拜托他的小女儿给许冠英, 问他以后结婚了会不会带小女儿一起住。
许冠英竟然说,结婚是几千年前,一群聪明的女人,想来骗男人的。因为结了婚就可以分家产,还包吃包住。

比起那些下流笑话,这实在太高尚、太厉害了!

Friday, October 31, 2008

上课!(我们这一家-花柚子)

为什么每天都要到学校上课,
每天都要被困在一栋建筑物里几个小时,
我们到底在做什么?

从课室望去,
走廊好像一个水族箱,
走过的人就好像水族箱里的鱼。

柚子说,老师是鲨鱼!hahahaa

Sunday, October 12, 2008

跳楼

你知道从20楼跳下来和从2楼跳下来的分别吗?

从20楼跳下的音效:
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,砰!

从2楼跳下的音效:
砰,啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

头先下或脚先下呢?

头先下:
砰!〔爆了)

脚先下:
卡擦!(断了)


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